I Quit Smoking. Again.
by: Art Rosch The relentless struggle…. The last time I quit smoking I stashed a pound of tobacco up…
Life
Training Wheels
by: L.P. Hanners In defense of my penis… I found my happy feeling when I was seven years old….
What’s Wrong With It?
by: Sophia Owl Dick Week shifts gears, pausing just long enough to discuss society’s stigmas regarding fellatio…. Among some of…
In Scrotum We Trust
Pride and fame. Success and riches. All these bow down before the great equalizer that is a shot to…
He Went on Two?
A transcript of an interview with a man who as a boy, had his dick trapped in a zipper……
The Waddle
by: Tom Rau I need to tell you a story about my penis…. It’s called the waddle. The area…
The Tooth
by: Michael Shields A trip abroad rekindles a love of home…. It was foreign soil, but its familiarity was…
Because They’re French
by: Damien Raider Are Americans missing the boat on bidets?…. If you are one of the privileged, the lucky…
Body In Motion
A wounded bird, trying exhaustedly to fly… by: Heather Fawn The counselor with the unplaceable accent peered at me…
Bavaria: The Bowels of the Moon
by: Tom Rau Things fall apart when one’s fate is caught between the sun and the moon… After the…
Working Corpses and Self-ish Considerations
by: Chris Campanioni A thoughtful, and necessary response to the outlandish claim, “the novel is dead”….. It’s diatribes like…
Unto the End
by: Michael Shields A poignant ode to a man’s best friend… Projecting vile words at my cell phone’s alarm…