by: Douglas Grant
The first of our weekly recaps where we discuss the adventures of five of Philadelphia’s most depraved underachievers in ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’. Pull up a stool at Paddy’s Pub as we let you in on “The Gang’s” adventures…

The show came back with a bang last night. The season premier had every character behaving true to form. Some of us wondered how far the producers were going to take the idea of the alternative cast, with Haley Joel Osmont playing Mac and Andrew Dice Clay taking over the role of Frank Reynolds, just to name a few. But alas, this was apparently just schtick reserved solely for the promos.
Going into it I was hoping that a comedy that takes continuity so seriously would reacquaint us with some old recurring characters, and in this regard the writers did not disappoint. First up we had the lawyer, as brazen as ever and looking to exploit the self-interest of the gang at every turn. We also saw the return of Matthew “Rickety Cricket” Mara, the one-time Catholic priest who’s fallen into destitution. In past seasons we’ve seen Cricket have his throat cut and suffer a gunshot wound, but now he’s marked for life with a gruesome scar running down the left side of his face, the unfortunate result of a “skirmish with a stray chocolate lab”. Claiming to have risen within the ranks of the animal shelter to achieve the prestige of dog executioner, Mac and Charlie quickly find out that he is merely a dog janitor, fit only for cleaning the dog shit out of the cages. Fans were pleased to see Mac donning his black duster, the long-coat he once wore to emulate the intrigue and appeal of Lorenzo Lamas, but is now utilized for the purposes of intimidation. But perhaps the biggest surprise for fans was the return of Pop-Pop, Dennis and Sweet Dee’s Nazi grandfather who is comatose and ready to have the plug pulled on his life support at any moment. We haven’t seen Pop-Pop since season one, and since then we’ve learned that Frank has been taking over caring for him on weekly basis, letting his hygiene go hell and old take-out food fester at his bedside.
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