Mike Shields

Bathing in Falsetto

By: Michael Shields

A look back at a decade of music that finds me here today, bathing in falsetto….

How I grew to love Bon Iver……

I guess the root of it can be traced back to my older brother. It’s always your brother, or somebody’s sibling I suppose. The benefit of a few more years on the planet, and with that the chance to educate yourself on what’s popping, handed down to the young ones so they can work on getting their comeuppance. When able, when the menacing creature who once raised me above his head in one movement and sent me hurtling towards a couple months of sulking about with a broken clavicle, was out of the home, I would inch into his room and wear out his cassette tapes. I remember all the covers so vividly – a prism transforming a single white line to a literal rainbow of colors, four men returning their zippers to their upright position after relieving themselves on a lone concrete slab, and so on. It was my first real taste of the adventurous and abstract nature of music as I was, when not robbing my sibling’s taste, simply gulping down with vigor whatever MTV was feeding me at that point, which wasn’t really all that bad truth be told, but this was different. Jim James is quoted as saying “we are all victims of classic rock”. I, too, was a casualty of that war.

The groundwork laid, the foundation of how I ended up bathing in falsetto is pretty much what you would expect from a kid straight out of a stereotypical suburb. But that isn’t the whole story. There is much more to it.

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Mistaken For Strangers

by: Michael Shields

A new documentary takes you on the road with The National, while exploring what it means to be brothers….

Tom Berninger is a fuck up. A classic case. He is a true to form slacker metal-head who, at the age of 33, lives with his parents and is still trying to figure it all out. In college he directed a few slasher-films about ravenous barbarians, but since then has accomplished little else.

Tom Berninger is Matt Berninger’s little brother. Matt, as many know, is the lead singer of the band The National. He is by almost every standard an enormously successful rock star, and in regards to making something of one’s life Matt and Tom are polar opposites. In 2010 Matt invited Tom to join his band on tour in support of their latest record, High Violet, as a roadie. During this international jaunt Tom, in lieu of his assumed duties as assistant to the Tour Manager, wielded his handheld Canon Vixia to, supposedly, film a documentary about the band. The result of Tom’s time on the road with The National is the recently released documentary “Mistaken For Strangers”, which surprisingly led to a trip down the red-carpet at The Tribeca Film Festival for directionless Tom, as the film served as the opening film at this year’s event.

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Class

by Michael Shields

He had to do Nothing. He chose to do Everything. Mariano Rivera’s farewell tour….

Legendary Yankees Closer Mariano Rivera is calling it quits. After 19 seasons he has amassed an awe-inspiring cache of accomplishments: 619 regular season saves, 42 postseason saves, 5 Worlds Series Championships, and 12 All-Star Games. The remainder of this season will serve as his victory lap, a chance for us all to ovate his accomplishments one final time. But he has a touch more in mind than just soaking up the admiration of his countless fans….

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Vanishing Caloric Density

by: Michael Shields

An in-depth look at Cheetos (“the height of food engineering”), through the eyes of Michael Moss’s latest tell-all: Sugar, Salt Fat, How the Food Giants Hooked Us……

Cheetos were invented in the 1940s by Fritos creator Charles Elmer Doolin. Doolin cooked the earliest known version of these modern miracles in the Frito Company’s Texas-based research and development kitchen. Cheetos are made of corn, fat, and something called “cheese seasoning” (Which itself is made of 11 ingredients, including canola oil and the artificial color “yellow # 6″). These “ingredients” are heated under pressure, and then extruded through a die. The texture of the snack is formed as a result of contact with hot air, causing steam in the mixture to expand and creating its characteristic puff-like composition. After oven-drying or frying, the product is then tumbled with the desired flavor components. The process takes approximately 19 minutes and each half hour an in-house lab team inspects and taste-tests each batch. They now come in no fewer than 17 different flavors and as of 2010, Frito-Lay has 14 fried-Cheetos plants in 11 states throughout the US.

Another defining characteristic of Cheetos is: They are absolutely delicious. They are one of those foods that you cannot eat just one. No way, no how. With one bite they pull you in, make you yearn for more…..and this is completely by design.

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Vonnegut, An Interview

by: Michael Shields

An “interview” with one of America’s most distinguished authors, which doubles as a “review” of a recent compilation of the author’s letters…..

MCS: Mr. Vonnegut.  First off, thank you for joining me today, not an easy task I know, considering the circumstances.  I am not really sure how to start here, as it is a bit overwhelming to have the opportunity to chew the fat with the author of two books that I not only hold in the highest of esteem, but that I also read annually (Cat’s Cradle, Slaughterhouse-Five).  In fact, it is not a stretch to say that I wouldn’t have ventured into writing if I hadn’t chanced upon your work.

KV: The excellent writer Wolcott Gibbs when a young man was interviewed by Harold Ross, founder of the New Yorker.  The interview went very well.  Gibbs got a job.  But as he was leaving, and Ross believed him to be out of earshot, Ross cried out, “God damn it, I’d hire anybody!” Until very recently, jobs at the New Yorker were also for life, but the pay was low.  The pay is very high now, but goes to jittery, hand-to-mouth independent contractors, in effect.  Like actors, they are in for lifetimes of seeking work, hat in hand.

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Lungs & Guns

by: Michael Shields

3D printing is on the verge of changing the world, but the verdict is still out if this is indeed a good thing….

The game is changing.  We are on the verge of something special.

When I first heard about the existence of 3D printing, and how far the technology had ventured, it took me a few minutes to retrieve my jaw from the ground and jostle it back into position before I could genuinely ask….”Really?”  I wasn’t aware of the advances, that we were are at a point in time where literally every week there is an exciting improvement in this technology.  And that this idea, seemingly ripped from the pages of a sci-fi novel, is becoming a reality.

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Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies

Story by: Michael Shields  Photograph by: Christopher Prosser

A journey into a war-torn city to bear witness to the truth……

“This is the only way into the city I suppose,” Mavi said sarcastically, knowing all too well how lucky she was to find access to this war-torn region at all.

“Shhhh. We are almost there. Please, just hand signals from this point on,” said Adad.

They were slowly working their way through a four-foot high tunnel, a storm drain that reeked of feces and musk, which paralleled the main highway into town.  Through it the group of five would have to edge through filth in a crouched position for two miles until the drain would open up within city limits.  Around them explosions and gunfire were alarmingly audible, the vibrations increasing in intensity with each labored step they took.  Through the grates in the storm drains Mavi watched as battered old pickup trucks with mounted machine guns recklessly vaulted towards the city, firing at will.

“We shouldn’t be doing this.  This is not a safe place.”

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The Pryce of Success

by: Michael Shields

Our second character obituary in as many posts remembers Mad Men’s fussy British accountant, a man will we regretfully venture into Season 6 without…..

I tend to gravitate to the oddballs.  Those that just don’t quite fit in, regardless of how hard they try.  If I were, by some chance, a puzzle piece – I believe I would be one of those doomed to life in the miscellaneous box, the box that houses all the lost misplaced pieces just in case (you never throw a puzzle piece away – that will come back and haunt you), and I would be close acquaintances with all the other miscellaneous pieces – not just because of shared circumstance mind you, but because that is who I tend to relate to the most – those lost in limbo, far from their puzzle.

Lane Pryce, the fussy British Financial Officer who has been a mainstay on Mad Men the past three seasons, could easily be described as one of these odd birds we are talking about.  Lane was implanted into Sterling Cooper by the British Agency who acquired the successful firm, and although as pleasant a man as you will find, he struggled to gain acceptance until the day he took his own life.

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GM(n)O’s?

by: Michael Shields

A brief capsulation of a problem that must be confronted before it is too late.  GMO’s 101……

The old saying goes if you’re not pissed off you’re are not paying attention.  The problem here, with this profoundly truthful statement, is that We the People have exhibited time and again that we’d rather not be pissed off.  That we’d rather not pay attention to some of the most glaring and disturbing problems facing us as a Nation.  In fact, we proved this to be true in triumphant fashion when in November Californian’s voted against Proposition 37, which would have required retailers and food companies to label products made with genetically modified ingredients. Californians didn’t just say we don’t care if genetically modified ingredients are in our food – they said they don’t even want to know if this is the case.

Californians who were in favor of the passage of Prop 37 were up against much more than merely fellow voters who opposed the bill.  They were up against Big Business. This decision would profoundly impact the companies that design, produce, and sell these genetically modified organisms (GMO’s), companies such as Monsanto, Dupont, PepsiCo Inc., and The Hershey Company.  These companies, and those like them, ponied up an estimated 45.6 million dollars to fight the passage of this bill.  While proponents of Prop 37 were able to muster up a measly 8.7 million .

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Ironman — Gold Edition

by: Michael Shields

A true classic gets a makeover……

It’s rare that a hip-hop track will incite the sort of emotion I experienced the first time I heard Ghostface Killah’s “All That I Got is You”.  Hip-hop usually gets me fired up, stimulates my to heart to race and my head to nod. Sometimes, it compels me to think through the artist’s use of profound lyrics. But it is infrequent when I am moved deeply, nearing the point of tears. That is precisely what this track did to me.

Thinking back I can’t recall anyone else in the genre really dropping a ballad like ‘All That I got is You”, a track which is an ode to Ghostface’s mother, recounting in surprising detail his life in the projects growing up.  What amazes me to this day about this track is the vulnerability Ghostface displayed. I never imagined that such a hard motherfucker was capable of such a soft song.  Couple all this with a heartbreaking hook by Mary J. Blige and you have the makings of an all time classic song – on an all time classic album entitled Ironman.

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