Christopher Rockwell

Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz

Miley’s World

by: Christopher Rockwell A skeptic gives himself over fully to Miley Cyrus’ latest album, Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz… I knew I was in…

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by: Christopher Rockwell A feverish odyssey into the surreal, without physically traveling anywhere… It begins deceivingly subtle. And eventually peaks in the form of a dizzying crescendo….


In Defense of Kanye

by: Christopher Rockwell In defense of one of Earth’s most insufferable (allegedly) human beings, Kanye West…. It has become impossible to have a level-headed, sophisticated…


All Apologies: The Rampage

by: George, The Giant Gorilla A long overdue apology for The Rampage, a devastating period of time in American history…. Dear People of North America,…


Terminator: Abomination

by: Christopher Rockwell Details surrounding the latest Terminator reboot have leaked and the news is disconcerting… I have always considered The Terminator the first blockbuster….



by: Christopher Rockwell Redemption, in the form of an album review. Phish’s Fuego….. I am certainly one to admit when I am wrong. In fact, I…


The White Knight Rises

by: Christopher Rockwell Pope Francis’s increasingly benevolent actions thaw the mindset of a fervent non-believer….. Fuck, I love this Pope! And I am by no…

Phish Boardwalk Hall

Phish in Wingsuit

by: Christopher Rockwell In breaking with one of Rock and Roll’s greatest traditions, Phish’s Halloween spectacular comes up short…. Bucking what was perhaps the greatest…



By: Christopher Rockwell Dissecting the anatomy of an asshole….. “It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has…